This is the best email I’ve ever gotten

“i’m not wearing contacts or glasses right now so if i spell anything wrong i won’t be able to tell. i’m nor even sure i’m writing megan nichol. if you are not megan nichol, please disreagrd this email. it is a miracle that i was even able to access my email account without the gift of vision.

megs, sorry iwas out of the coutnry being robbed and having a generally crappy time when you had your shower thingy deal. it sounded like loads of good clean shower fun. i’m sorry i missed it. i think i was just redundant when i said that but i can’t see anything and so i can’t really go back and check o see if i already wrote that 10 times. it’s koretty late. anyway, i’m sorry i missed your showe wait.,,,i’m sure i wrote that. ok, let’s try a different approach, wow i ddidn’t reallize whow lousy i am at drafting emails. i wonder if i just had to write withouth looking oe editinf all the time if all of my emails would come out liekt his. ok, there is a point here. i cant remember…oh yeah, i missed your shower and i missed you so i want to take you out to lunch sometime this week if that works with your schedule somehow. let me know. as you know, i am unemployed so my time is really quite flexible. i mean sure i have things to keep me busy lke findin a job, sorting a month;s worth of mail, working out insurance crap from my accident still and trying to find a place to live while all of my stuff is in stoarge here and so i have to take out a ladder and dig through things everytime i want to find a pen or something. ok, pen was a bad exanple becuase there are enough pens laying around that i don’t need to go on a special search for them, but i dcan’t see to backspace so we’re stikcing with that won. wait, i’m pretty sure i not only spelled that wrong, but also used the wrong word. oh well. i hope you understand this email. i want to buy you lunch and get caught up and wish you well thats all. let me know what works. man i really hop this is megan.”

Thanks Becca, you made my morning.